Sach Kahoon Party

Sach Kahoon Party

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.

You're only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!
We are the people are parents warned us about.
Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.
Cocaine is Gods way of saying you're making to much money. The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Thought when sober, said when drunk.

I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.

Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.

If I did nothing wrong, I'd never do anything.

There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us. (This is very true!)

Rehab is for quitters.

Fuck the police.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sssoooo, lets all get drunk, and go to heaven.

Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.

24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. Thats for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.

I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

Nothings is illegal until you get caught.
When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequilla and salt!
I'm old enough know better but young enough not to care.

I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget.  (It is my friend Emily)

How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it.

It's only illegal if you get caught.

Reality is a cutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Pissing off the system, one cop at a time.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help